The Faceless BoyThe crap computer that cannot play Party MonsterThe Faceless Boy
Realising that the DVD would not play, the faceless boy threw the computer into Indiana Jones’s poster face. He lay on the floor and wept in self-loathing and depravation.
2 hours earlier
“Can I borrow you computer?” enquired the faceless boy.
“Sure” said John Barrowman. One sexy wink and saucy smile later, tossing the long computer to the faceless boy, John Barrowman pranced from the room.
“*insert gay sexual innuendo of your choice*” said John Barrowman sexily.
“Must be an engagement ri
